Random Acts of Crap

Promo shots for the new season of Desperate Housewives are out. Yes I am still watching this crappy show. I cannot help it. You know you watch it too. - DListed

Denise Richards stupid reality show gets the ax. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Jenna Jameson finally confirms she's knocked up. Also claims to be "devout Catholic." Stop laughing. - DListed

Charlie Sheen's new wife is already pregnant. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Denise Richards is a lying crazy bitch. - IDLYITW

Billy Ray Cyrus is fucking creepy. - The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston is pretty much a bitch. Not a pretty bitch, but a bitch. - IDLYITW

Tara Reid is still a whore. - Lainey Gossip

Vintage Amy Winehouse: Holy shit she looks like a human being! And she's almost (gasp) PRETTY! Crack is wack, folks. - Seriously OMG

George Michael has lost his mind. - Holy Moly

Random Acts of Crap

Frasier had a heart attack! - DListed

While Nick Hogan sits in jail crying, bitching over money like a retarded ingrate, his mother parties it up with 19-year-old boyfriend. World vomits. - The Superficial

Tatum O'Neal likes crack. - The Superficial

Denise Richards: See You Next Tuesday! - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Kat Von D brings some class to Spike TV's "Guys Choice Awards." - Hollywood Rag

Boobs! Angelina and her preggo chi-chis do Vanity Fair - Hollywood Rag