Random Acts of Crap

Jenna Jameson confirms she's having twins on her MySpace blog. Of course she's having twins. I'm just surprised its only two babies. God knows that vagina could fit a whole herd a kids up there. She could outdo Brangelina with one sneeze. - IDLYITW

David Blaine is still full of shit. - MollyGood

Amy Winehouse's husband would rather stay in jail than stay at his mother's or go to rehab. Color me shocked. - DListed

Breastfeeding pictures might be out somewhere of Jamie Lynn Spears feeding her baby. Because she's underage, this might get some Walmart employees in very deep poop. - IDLYITW

Dane Cook is appealing his eviction from his apartment because he has a right to live there. Why, you ask? Because the building that he lives in, John Belushi and Steve Martin once lived there. Don't ask me how this makes sense legally, but I'm sure he'll make it work. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Promo shots for the new season of Desperate Housewives are out. Yes I am still watching this crappy show. I cannot help it. You know you watch it too. - DListed

Denise Richards stupid reality show gets the ax. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Jenna Jameson finally confirms she's knocked up. Also claims to be "devout Catholic." Stop laughing. - DListed

Charlie Sheen's new wife is already pregnant. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Lynne Spears parenting book due out next week. Parents everywhere laugh. - DListed

George Clooney narrowly escapes crazed fat lady. - A Socialite's Life

Everybody wants The Goddess. I coulda told you that. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Tom Cruise wants "big hands." I don't even want to think about what he'd use them for. - DListed

Jenna Jameson gets naked for PETA. 'Cause you know, not enough people have seen her naked already. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Kevin Smith vs. the MPAA. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Quentin Tarantino might have lost his mind. - The Superficial

The feds really really REALLY want to talk to Mary-Kate Olsen. - DListed

Jenna Jameson might be pregnant. Ew. - WWTDD

Luke Perry guest-stars on Law & Order: SVU. - DListed

Tito Brings Old Vagina to UFC After-Fight Party

Or Jenna Jameson. Whatever you want to call her.

He seems to be in good spirits for a dude who just lost his last fight in the UFC before announcing his retirement. That suit is really...red. She looks...like a tired porn star, what else is new. Ah well I've seen her worse.

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Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie

In case you forgot, Jenna Jameson is famous because she fucked dudes on camera for a living. You know, porn. Now apparently she's told Us Magazine she wants to be a mommy. Wouldn't you love her for your room mom in elementary school?

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!" Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim's Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"We're trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!" she added.Why is she so over saying "I Do?"Two failed marriages," she said. "[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper." Jameson was wed to fellow porn star Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and adult film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006).Her two-year relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz is "so fabulous, like, fantastic," she said.

Except Tito Ortiz isn't a boxer. He's an MMA fighter. He actually has a fight this saturday, which is probably why she's tramping around the media saying stuff.

I still chuckle about the rumor about her having vagnin-tightening surgery. Hee! She had to get her pussy fixed! Because she's a porn slut and all. If she didn't have the surgery, does that mean a kid would just walk on out of there? These are the things I think about. I need to know!

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Riiiiiight....

Isn't Tito Ortiz still fucking Jenna Jamison? If so, he needs to bitch-slap her ass back into reality.

Seems she was on The View promoting her new film Zombie Strippers. And yes, that's really the title. And no, it's not bad porn. I actually watched about half of that charming preview before realizing that for one, it's supposed to be a serious action/horror/suspense flick. I also realized that the manic laughing I heard was my own.

Anywho. Jenna had this to say about this cinematic masterpiece: "There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

Oh yeah. Seriously. I think she's fucked herself retarded.

Jenna Jameson is Looking Kinda Skinny...

Tito, feed your chick some Xcience or a protein shake or a sandwich or something! Homegirl ain't looking so good...