Random Acts of Crap

Lynne Spears parenting book due out next week. Parents everywhere laugh. - DListed

George Clooney narrowly escapes crazed fat lady. - A Socialite's Life

Everybody wants The Goddess. I coulda told you that. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Tom Cruise wants "big hands." I don't even want to think about what he'd use them for. - DListed

Jenna Jameson gets naked for PETA. 'Cause you know, not enough people have seen her naked already. - The Superficial

PETA Hates Chestica Simpson

Yeah who cares. But she wore that dumb shirt and now the animal terrorists are pissed off.

Basically they call her stupid which is amusing, but she's not dumb because of her shirt or because she eats meat, in spite of what they think.

But because I feel like humoring the stupid, here are their reasons:

1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer.

2. Real girls don't support animal abuse.

3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth.

4. Meat will make you fat.

5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids.

Meh. Anything PETA says I take with a grain of salt since it's run by terrorists. I am not even joking. Actual quote from Ingrid Newkirk, president of PETA:

Six million people died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses. [emphasis added]- The Washington Post (November 13, 1983)

Charming, eh? Here's another:

Our nonviolent tactics are not as effective. We ask nicely for years and get nothing. Someone makes a threat, and it works.- US News & World Report (April 8, 2002)

So yes me calling PETA a terrorist organization isn't far off. The federal government needs to look into them!

No I don't particularly respect Chestica Simpson. But it has nothing to do with a retarded t-shirt. It's because she's a mindless bimbo who blindly does what daddy bids her and sets women back about 80 years in evolution.

Off the soapbox, back to bitching!

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