Random Acts of Crap

Lynne Spears parenting book due out next week. Parents everywhere laugh. - DListed

George Clooney narrowly escapes crazed fat lady. - A Socialite's Life

Everybody wants The Goddess. I coulda told you that. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Tom Cruise wants "big hands." I don't even want to think about what he'd use them for. - DListed

Jenna Jameson gets naked for PETA. 'Cause you know, not enough people have seen her naked already. - The Superficial

Lynne Spears Does a Lot of Praying

Lynne Spears, the woman responsible for birthing both Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears spoke to Life & Style magazine about her daughters recently.

About Jamie Lynn: "I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age. All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in his hands. Jamie Lynn will be a wonderful mother She really has a way with children — she’s a natural nurturer. I just wish she had waited a bit.”

I was pretty fucking nurturing at 16, but that doesn't mean I would've been a good mother. Dumbass.

On Brit-Brit: "I pray for Britney every day to be a better mother. She’s gone through a lot of trauma, but she seems to be coming out of it — and it’s showing in her relationship with the boys. They’re really bonding. I think 2008 will be a better year for all of us."

Now we know why one daughter is a knocked up teenager and the other is a head case. Apparently all mom does is pray and leave shit up to God. Last time I checked, dude is pretty busy. Maybe you should pay attention to your damn kids once in a while, lady! Just a fucking thought!

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