Random Acts of Crap

Jenna Jameson confirms she's having twins on her MySpace blog. Of course she's having twins. I'm just surprised its only two babies. God knows that vagina could fit a whole herd a kids up there. She could outdo Brangelina with one sneeze. - IDLYITW

David Blaine is still full of shit. - MollyGood

Amy Winehouse's husband would rather stay in jail than stay at his mother's or go to rehab. Color me shocked. - DListed

Breastfeeding pictures might be out somewhere of Jamie Lynn Spears feeding her baby. Because she's underage, this might get some Walmart employees in very deep poop. - IDLYITW

Dane Cook is appealing his eviction from his apartment because he has a right to live there. Why, you ask? Because the building that he lives in, John Belushi and Steve Martin once lived there. Don't ask me how this makes sense legally, but I'm sure he'll make it work. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Harry Potter is not a virgin. Dumbledore would be so disappointed in him. - DListed

Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin. Quick! Someone tell John McCain! I'll bet he'll need his Depends changed. - The Superficial

Enzyte CEO gets 25 years for fraud. - AVN

Jason Priesley is one hairy bastard. - DListed

Parisite Hilton calls the paps "annoying." As in, "if they're not paying attention to me, they're annoying." - Pink is the New Blog

Christina Aguilera's boobs are still huge. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Amy Winehouse is back, and slapping random people again. Nice to know she hasn't changed. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

DMX arrested for the 479th time. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan may not be lezzy anymore. Damn. That was fun. - WWTDD

Donald Trump is Ed Mahon's hero. - DListed

No more parties at Playboy Mansion. Holly must have something to do with this. - WWTDD

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend/babydaddy says he never cheated. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Tom Cruise named in lawsuit against $cientology. Somehow I doubt the hobbit is shaking in his panties over this. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Jamie Lynn Spears is gonna marry her baby-daddy. - The Superficial

Britney Spears is doing the nasty with her bodyguard. - IDLYITW

Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie as Catwoman? Makes sense to me. - WWTDD?

Random Acts of Crap

Jamie Lynn Spears takes her turn whoring out her newborn on a magazine cover. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan sorta comes out of the closet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Matthew McConaughy explains the Biblical reason he named his kid Levi. I'm trying to figure out what kinda stoner reads the BIBLE. Seriously, someone explain this to me. - The Superficial

Pete Wentzy likes to talk to his unborn child. Keep it up, dumbass and the kid will never want to come out! - A Socialite's Life

Amy Winehouse is still punching people. - DListed

There's Another Spears Girl on Earth Now. Great.

Jamie-Lynn Spears had her baby this morning. Maddie Briann weighed 6 pounds 10 ounces and magazines are now beating themselves up to get a photo of this offspring.

God I hope this one has a better shot then the other women before her.
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Lynne Spears Does a Lot of Praying

Lynne Spears, the woman responsible for birthing both Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears spoke to Life & Style magazine about her daughters recently.

About Jamie Lynn: "I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age. All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in his hands. Jamie Lynn will be a wonderful mother She really has a way with children — she’s a natural nurturer. I just wish she had waited a bit.”

I was pretty fucking nurturing at 16, but that doesn't mean I would've been a good mother. Dumbass.

On Brit-Brit: "I pray for Britney every day to be a better mother. She’s gone through a lot of trauma, but she seems to be coming out of it — and it’s showing in her relationship with the boys. They’re really bonding. I think 2008 will be a better year for all of us."

Now we know why one daughter is a knocked up teenager and the other is a head case. Apparently all mom does is pray and leave shit up to God. Last time I checked, dude is pretty busy. Maybe you should pay attention to your damn kids once in a while, lady! Just a fucking thought!

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