Random Acts of Crap

Amy Winehouse is back, and slapping random people again. Nice to know she hasn't changed. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

DMX arrested for the 479th time. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan may not be lezzy anymore. Damn. That was fun. - WWTDD

Donald Trump is Ed Mahon's hero. - DListed

No more parties at Playboy Mansion. Holly must have something to do with this. - WWTDD

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend/babydaddy says he never cheated. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

The Dark Knight opened on Friday and broke records. Duh. - IDLYITW

DMX gets arrested AGAIN. Is this dude ever not in jail? - The Superficial

Britney to family: I am not an ATM! Ooookay... - DListed

Top Gun 2? Please say no. - SeriouslyOMG

Patrick Swayze still doing well recovering from cancer. - DListed