Hugh Hefner Says there's a "Transition" Happening with Holly Madison

Translation: She is quite possibly doing Criss Angel even though that rumor got shot down a while ago. Meh.

From Us Magazine:

"She is still my girlfriend," he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

Anywho. Apparently Holly and King of the Douchenozzles were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, so perhaps this rumor has some weight after all. Once again, Hef to Criss Angel = DOWNGRADE. Sorry, Holly.

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Criss Angel is Still a Douche

A rumor was rolling around that Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner's #1 girlfriend had ditched him and the mansion and the Girls Next Door show to run away with Criss Angel. This rumor was bullshit, because Criss Angel has nowhere near enough money for Holly to be leaving Hef. Duh.

But, apparently, according to my source, the rumor was started by Criss' people. Because that's what douchey fake magician assholes do. I rest my case.

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Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguileria and her boobs went to the VMA's. - The Superficial

Dr. House has a bald spot. Well, he's mostly bald, really. - Daily Mail

Minnie Driver gave birth to a son. I hope like hell the daddy isn't Criss Angel because God knows we don't need another do-rag wearing asshole running around faking building escapes. - The Superficial

Speaking of that douchebag, rumor has it that Holly got sick of waiting on Hugh Hefner to make an honest woman of her and has been cheating on his old ass with Criss Angel. Talk about a downgrade. - Celebitchy

Random Acts of Crap

Amy Winehouse is back, and slapping random people again. Nice to know she hasn't changed. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

DMX arrested for the 479th time. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan may not be lezzy anymore. Damn. That was fun. - WWTDD

Donald Trump is Ed Mahon's hero. - DListed

No more parties at Playboy Mansion. Holly must have something to do with this. - WWTDD

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend/babydaddy says he never cheated. - The Superficial

Hef is Still Married??!?!

Hah, I didn't know that! I thought he'd divorced the wife years ago. But now I read he's still legally married. If he divorced the wife, because of properly laws in Cali he'd be royally fucked. Damn!

Anywho, I'd heard this while reading about how Kendra and Holly, two of Hef's three bitches apparently hate each other, and it's getting to be a pain in the ass to film their reality show, The Girls Next Door, around their arguments.

TMZ spies tell us Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist ... causing major drama with the staff and on the set of "The Girls Next Door." We're told everyone "hates" Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting.It's gotten so bad, those two can't be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that's posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she's Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.Our spies also say Holly's ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag's spreads -- which is not going over well with longtime employees.

Meh. I'm still amused by Hef still being married to the ex. You'd think she'd of gotten her divorce and her 50% a while ago. Ah, well.

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Hope he Had His Lap Disinfected Afterwards.

The Sun UK is reporting that Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a naked lap dance for his 82nd birthday. Ew.

The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino.As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

I want to like Pam. Seriously, I do. She had one of the funniest Comedy Central Roasts ever mostly because she's friends with the Queen of Train Wrecks, Courtney Love who rocked the night with her stoned slurring. But I also know that Pam has fucked just about everyone at this point, so I hope someone lysoled Hef's lap before one of his innocent girlfriends happened upon those germs. I'm just saying! Hotdog down a hallway, people.

Happy Birthday Hef.

Hugh Hefner spent his 82nd birthday in Vegas with his girls, Kendra, Holly, and Bridget. I think someone's doing some sort of Jedi tricks to keep this dude around. If he really is doing sex stuff with those girls, then it's probably some sort of dark-side, deal-with-the-devil viagra trick. And I'm going to stop now before I give myself fucking nightmares.

Happy birthday, Hef.