Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguileria and her boobs went to the VMA's. - The Superficial

Dr. House has a bald spot. Well, he's mostly bald, really. - Daily Mail

Minnie Driver gave birth to a son. I hope like hell the daddy isn't Criss Angel because God knows we don't need another do-rag wearing asshole running around faking building escapes. - The Superficial

Speaking of that douchebag, rumor has it that Holly got sick of waiting on Hugh Hefner to make an honest woman of her and has been cheating on his old ass with Criss Angel. Talk about a downgrade. - Celebitchy

Random Acts of Crap

Madonna kicks off her new tour with a vain attempt at controversy. The entire world yawns. - DListed

P Diddy gets pulled over, gets gun pulled on him. However, cops with guns were "really respectful." Awesome. - Mollygood

The Olympics are over. Does that mean we can go one day without hearing something about Michael Phelps now? - DListed

Minnie Driver is really really REALLY pregnant in a bikini. - IDLYITW

Michael Lohan challenges KFed to a boxing match. This could be awesome, no matter who wins. - TheSuperficial

Kim Kardashian cuts her toe. - IDLYITW