Random Acts of Crap

Madonna kicks off her new tour with a vain attempt at controversy. The entire world yawns. - DListed

P Diddy gets pulled over, gets gun pulled on him. However, cops with guns were "really respectful." Awesome. - Mollygood

The Olympics are over. Does that mean we can go one day without hearing something about Michael Phelps now? - DListed

Minnie Driver is really really REALLY pregnant in a bikini. - IDLYITW

Michael Lohan challenges KFed to a boxing match. This could be awesome, no matter who wins. - TheSuperficial

Kim Kardashian cuts her toe. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

What in the gay hell are Matt Lauer and Al Roker doing? Oh well, its amusing. - DListed

Michael Phelps is offically a god now. Worship as you see fit. - MichaelPhelpsFacts.com

For his giant ego that requires its own hotel room, Kanye West sure looks like a creepy old grandpa in a swimsuit. - DListed

Weigh in on Katherine Heigl: Fug or Fab? Yeah you don't have to guess what I vote for. - Go Fug Yourself