Random Acts of Crap

Photoshop meets Sarah Palin. Too bad, too. That'd be awesome. - The Superficial

Katherine Heigl frightens innocent puppies. Its true. - IDLYITW

Amy Winehouse requires 48 bottles of Jack Daniels to perform in a concert. That's just an appetizer. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lilly Allen explains her "feud" with Queen Elton. I still say he wins. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

What in the gay hell are Matt Lauer and Al Roker doing? Oh well, its amusing. - DListed

Michael Phelps is offically a god now. Worship as you see fit. - MichaelPhelpsFacts.com

For his giant ego that requires its own hotel room, Kanye West sure looks like a creepy old grandpa in a swimsuit. - DListed

Weigh in on Katherine Heigl: Fug or Fab? Yeah you don't have to guess what I vote for. - Go Fug Yourself

Katherine Heigl About to Get Hers

So Katherine Heigl just might get knocked down a few notches. And it would be awesome! Her character on Grey's Anatomy, Izzie, might get killed. Which even though that's one of my favorite shows, I really wouldn't be too upset to see Izzie go. Not because I dislike her character, but because Katherine Heigl is THAT annoying.

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”
In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

And it is pure awesome. Shit on the show that made you? Well they shit back.

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Random Acts of Crap

Lezzy Lohan takes a page from Katherine Heigl's book. - The Superficial

Kate Moss wears a see-through dress. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

I hope Benji Madden is infertile. - The Superficial

Katherine Heigl's bullshit may get Isaiah Washington brought back to Grey's Anatomy. - Celebitchy

Diddy is considerate of the women who have to see his balls. Ew. - DListed

Late Random Bits of Crap

Katherine Heigl takes her bitchy ass and ugly boyfriend to Mexico. Too bad she has come back. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Robbie Williams has hairy man-boobs. If you're into that sort of thing. - DListed

Tila Tequila is eloquent. - The Superficial

Anne Hathaway dumped her man. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan hasn't killed anyone yet. Way to be, Lezzy! - The Superficial

More Katherine Heigl Hate

NY Mag posted an open letter to Katherine Heigl which makes my heart sing with glee. Basically they (as well as everyone else) are tired of her shit and say what we're all thinking:

Okay, Heigl, we agree that Izzie’s story lines have become increasingly marginal and unbelievable. Lately, everyone on the show seems to think that Izzie’s completely irritating. So do we! We actually groan aloud when your perky face appears onscreen! There’s a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character? Because we read a lot of women’s magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You’re totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie ... And then (and then!) you called your own hit movie, Knocked Up, “a little sexist.” You have a right to your opinion, and we might even agree with you. But you were Apatow’s first choice for that movie, you did it, you made lots of money, and it made you a certified movie star. What possessed you to bash it? Do you think you’re above the work that you do? It was a comedy, and you profited tremendously. You’re no Streep, honey, and even she does Abba with a smile ... now we’re going to throw you a bone: We think you’re a talented comedic actress. That’s right, your timing is much better than most, and you have a goofy onscreen persona that combines nicely with your California-girl looks.

I especially enjoy where they basically say the reason Izzie sucks is because Heigl sucks. That warms my could little soul.

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Katherine Heigl and Her Giant Ego

Apparently someone thinks they are the next Julia fucking Roberts so she passed up the opportunity to win another Emmy for her role on Grey's Anatomy. Her reasoning is that the writers for the show suck. Suprisingly enough, you piss off the writers, they piss back.

From Entertainment Weekly: “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

Apparently the rumor is that her master plan is to piss them all off enough so she gets fired and is free to cash in on movie-making glory. Nevermind the fact that she is NOT Julia Roberts in any regard, and if she gets a reputation for throwing such shit fits then nobody is going to hire her ass.

I agree with Michael K. Fire the bitch and let her see how well she does. I'd give her a year before everyone's like "Katherine who?"

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Random Acts of Crap

White trash whores have a job now! Seriously, who hired these tired bitches for Kid Rock? - DListed

Brooke Hogan not happy about her mother dating the 19-year-old - The Superficial

Katherine Heigl too good for the Emmys. Who said you'd get one anyway, bitch? - IDLYITW

Katherine Heigl to be Next Jennifer Aniston

Remember how Jennifer Aniston was super awesome on Friends but has yet to really have serious success in film? Apparently Katherine Heigl hasn't been paying attention.

Bitch wants to quit the meal ticket that she has with Grey's Anatomy to "better focus on her movie career." Yeah that tired-ass excuse.

Some source claimed she learned her lesson from Aniston: “She’s a smart one. She saw what can happen with someone like Jennifer Aniston, who was crazy successful on TV, but can’t seem to carry a film, and she tested the waters early."

Yeah if you call that dress movie "success." Seriously, stay where the money is, Heigl. Ride that puppy 'til it kicks the bucket. It's all you've got.

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