Showing posts with label Pissy Bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pissy Bitches. Show all posts

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Can You Tell Kanye West is Angry?


I can. You know why? HE USES LOTS OF CAPS AND LOTS OF !!!!!!! And dammit, HE MIGHT BREAK HIS FUCKING MAC BOOK AIR!!!! ITS NOT JUST A MAC BOOK FOLKS, ITS A FUCKING MAC BOOK AIR!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!

Yeah he's pissed people were pissed at him about Bonarroo when he was fucking late and basically acting like the giant ego headcase that he is. Here's his rant on his website:

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN'T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Squid brains?" Ha. Yeah, I actually read most of it. I say "most" because there were several parts where my brain refused to work. It just cannot process Kanye West stupidity. It makes my head hurt.

Anywho, someone get this bitch a tissue and tell him to STFU. Thanks.

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Katherine Heigl and Her Giant Ego


Apparently someone thinks they are the next Julia fucking Roberts so she passed up the opportunity to win another Emmy for her role on Grey's Anatomy. Her reasoning is that the writers for the show suck. Suprisingly enough, you piss off the writers, they piss back.

From Entertainment Weekly: “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”

Apparently the rumor is that her master plan is to piss them all off enough so she gets fired and is free to cash in on movie-making glory. Nevermind the fact that she is NOT Julia Roberts in any regard, and if she gets a reputation for throwing such shit fits then nobody is going to hire her ass.

I agree with Michael K. Fire the bitch and let her see how well she does. I'd give her a year before everyone's like "Katherine who?"

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Edward Norton is a Pissy Bitch


I've heard this before that Edward Norton is hell to work with. But apparently he had some spat with Marvel and Universal regarding money. He just finished the Incredible Hulk flick that's come out and is now refusing to do any promotion for it.

According to Fox News: ...Norton fell out with Marvel and Universal and declined to do much publicity. This left the bulk of it to co-star Liv Tyler. Interestingly, Norton is not signed to do the typical two sequels to this "Hulk," although Tyler is and so, I'm told, is director Louis Leterrier. The reason for Norton holding out is likely a money issue....Universal is using Robert Downey Jr.'s surprise appearance in "Hulk" as Tony Stark aka Iron Man in their TV commercials. Downey's presence was supposed to be a big twist at the end...But I guess that Marvel and Universal want to capitalize on "Iron Man"'s huge box office."

Anywho. This fuck is lucky he's talented. The bitchfit currently being thrown by that see-you-next-tuesday Katherine Heigl is pretty much sealing the deal that nobody will work with her ass again. If Norton wasn't a cheesy TV actor, he'd be toast. Although this could hurt him as well. Big-time movie making companies don't like it much when their star refuses to do things that will make them more money. That sorta pisses them off.

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