Random Acts of Crap

Clay Aiken is gay. Yes, today I am playing Captain Obvious. - Picture: IDLYTW Story: Reuters

Still more Girls Next Door drama. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and her father are still fighting and hating each other. - The Superficial

John McCain lied to David Letterman, and Letterman totally pwns him on his show. - DListed

David Blaine's finale of fakery. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Some guy didn't shave his beard until the new Metallica album came out. Ew. - Seriously OMG

Parisite Hilton works really really hard. At what, I don't know. - The Superficial

Another Brangelina break-up rumor. As if Dame Goddess would allow him to go anywhere without her permission. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Tom Cruise and his robot wife want us to know they are still in loooooove. Or something like that. - DListed

Michael Lohan compares his older daughter to Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie. About the only thing they have in common really is that Angie had a lezzy phase once too. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Remember that random cocktail waitress that George Clooney dated? That chick that nobody knew who the fuck she was and had NO career until Clooney started doing her and basically GAVE her said career? She apparently cheated on George. Way to say 'thank you,' nameless cocktail waitress chick. - The Superficial

Lezzy Lohan and her dad the famewhore are still at it via MySpace and the media. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Axl Rose wants to fuck Kelly Osbourne. Ew. Poor Kelly. - HolyMoly

Chestica Simpson is still epically failing at country music. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Michael Lohan yaps about daughter Lezzy Lohan being "used" by her girlfriend. - IDLYITW

The girlfriend, Sam Ronson, responds via her MySpace blog. Whoo, don't get lezzies pissed! They blog mean. - DListed

Katie-Kate Holmes has huge bruises on her knees. You know those didn't come from doing sexy things with her alien midget husband. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Suge Knight arrested for beating up his girlfriend. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Madonna kicks off her new tour with a vain attempt at controversy. The entire world yawns. - DListed

P Diddy gets pulled over, gets gun pulled on him. However, cops with guns were "really respectful." Awesome. - Mollygood

The Olympics are over. Does that mean we can go one day without hearing something about Michael Phelps now? - DListed

Minnie Driver is really really REALLY pregnant in a bikini. - IDLYITW

Michael Lohan challenges KFed to a boxing match. This could be awesome, no matter who wins. - TheSuperficial

Kim Kardashian cuts her toe. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie is in hospital in France. But according to her doctor, the twins are not here yet. Twinwatch continues! - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Ashlee Wentzy's preggo boobies. - The Superficial

Chestica Simpson takes Tony Romo and his parents to Olive Garden. Wow. Way to break the bank. - Celebitchy

Seriously? A Friends movie? Who is gonna go see that crap? - DListed

Is this Michael Lohan's love child? - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Rose McGowan broke up Robert Rodriguez' marriage, and now she's dumping him. - IDLYITW

Ashlee and Pete Wentzy are having a boy. - DListed

Madonna and A-Rod allegedly screwing - he even visited her the same night his wife gave birth. - The Superficial

BUT Madonna and Guy Ritchie totally not getting a divorce. See? They went to dinner AND held hands so they are still sooooo in love. - DListed