Random Acts of Crap

Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie is in hospital in France. But according to her doctor, the twins are not here yet. Twinwatch continues! - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Ashlee Wentzy's preggo boobies. - The Superficial

Chestica Simpson takes Tony Romo and his parents to Olive Garden. Wow. Way to break the bank. - Celebitchy

Seriously? A Friends movie? Who is gonna go see that crap? - DListed

Is this Michael Lohan's love child? - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Rose McGowan broke up Robert Rodriguez' marriage, and now she's dumping him. - IDLYITW

Ashlee and Pete Wentzy are having a boy. - DListed

Madonna and A-Rod allegedly screwing - he even visited her the same night his wife gave birth. - The Superficial

BUT Madonna and Guy Ritchie totally not getting a divorce. See? They went to dinner AND held hands so they are still sooooo in love. - DListed

Rose McGowan is a Homewrecker

So rumors flew around that Rose McGowan had an affair with her director, Robert Rodriguez, while shooting their half of the soon-to-be-masterpiece, Grindhouse. What really happened is yes, there was an affair, but also, shooting had to be shut down for a month when Rodriguez's producing partner and wife of 16 years found out. Whoops.

The production had to shut down for a month while he recovered," Variety reports...." When Elizabeth found out, there was an eruption of emotions - an emotional volcano...In the meantime, Rodriguez and McGowan are keeping an ultra-low profile. "They arrived in the same limo for the L.A. premiere, but they got out separately several minutes apart to avoid being seen together."

Yeah, that solves everything. Staying separate and all.