Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson still singing country music and still sucking at it. - IDLYITW

In spite of his claims, P. Diddy Puff Daddy whateverhisnameis does not in fact, own his own private jet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

In more Chestica Simpson news, apparently the fans are allowing her to go to Dallas Cowboy games to cheer on her bribed boyfriend Tony Romo on one condition - she not wear a Cowboy's jersey. Goodie. - The Superficial

Is Sam Ronson gonna make Lezzy Lohan an honest lesbian? - DListed

Pamela Anderson says she is absolutely NOT dating Michael Jackson. Thank God for small favors. - Holy Moly

Random Acts of Crap

Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie is in hospital in France. But according to her doctor, the twins are not here yet. Twinwatch continues! - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Ashlee Wentzy's preggo boobies. - The Superficial

Chestica Simpson takes Tony Romo and his parents to Olive Garden. Wow. Way to break the bank. - Celebitchy

Seriously? A Friends movie? Who is gonna go see that crap? - DListed

Is this Michael Lohan's love child? - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Rose McGowan broke up Robert Rodriguez' marriage, and now she's dumping him. - IDLYITW

Ashlee and Pete Wentzy are having a boy. - DListed

Madonna and A-Rod allegedly screwing - he even visited her the same night his wife gave birth. - The Superficial

BUT Madonna and Guy Ritchie totally not getting a divorce. See? They went to dinner AND held hands so they are still sooooo in love. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

The reunion to end all reunions! - DListed

Jessica Alba gives birth - WWTDD

Burger King saved Robert Downey Jr. Nothing like giving credit where credit's due - DListed

Yet another condition of Tony Romo's contract with Papa Joe Simpson - I'm Not Obsessed

Someone hit Rupert Everett in the face with a brick already. Bitch won't shut the hell up - DListed

Simpson-Wentzy Shiz

Just want to get this news out of the way in one post since these freaks are related.

Pete Wentzy confirmed on his bassist's website that he and Ashlee are expecting. Duh.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Whatever. That poor kid is screwed already.

In other Simpson family stupidity, apparently Chestica and Tony Romo are really still together. Tony just has one big stipulation: that Papa Joe mind his own damn business.

A source tells The Chicago Sun-Times: "'He did agree to go to Ashlee's wedding -- keeping his promise to Jessica. But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.''

Apparently someone didn't read the contract he signed allowing him to get with the favorite Simpson daughter - Papa Joe can do whatever the hell he wants.

Hey Tony - don't look in the closet next time you and Boobs are doing the nasty. You know Papa Joe totally sits in there with a tissue and bottle of baby oil. I'm just saying!

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They Overpaid for this Trash

TMZ is reporting that Ashlee and Pete Wentzy made $1.4 million for their wedding photos being on the cover of People magazine. Well let's be honest here - that was Papa Joe who pocketed that cash. Anywho, the cover was contingent on one thing: Chestica and her newly ex-boyfriend Tony Romo showed up. So Papa Joe had to split that cash with Romo so he'd show up.

But that's why there's that lovely drunken photo of Chestica in an inlet picture. People apparently give a shit about her, but nobody cares about Ashlee and her Emo Bride.

Color me shocked.

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It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding...

You know it's a slow GD weekend when all there is to talk about is the wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentzy. Yeah, that was a typo but I'm leaving it. It amuses me.

According to OK Magazine: Around noon on Saturday, the groom arrived via limo at the Encinco, Calif., home of Ashlee's dad Joe Simpson, who also officiated over the non-denominational ceremony under white tents.Big sis Jess, who arrived with on-off beau Tony Romo before noon in the Employee of the Month star's Range Rover, was maid of honor. According to reports, Pete's bulldog Hemingway served as ring-bearer.

Poor Tony. Papa Joe must've paid his ass.

Also according to OK: One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception. Weeks ago, OK! was the first to report that the couple were expecting a baby — a story that both Ashlee and Pete danced around on talk shows and in interviews.

Yeah who cares. Pete is in for hell. According to Nick Lachey, Papa Joe is the reason his marriage to Chestica bombed. He also ruined her relationship with Tony Romo. Bet Pete's glad he jumped on this bandwagon.

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Color Me Shocked

So apparently Papa Joe is not only the king of creepy, but the king of ruining his daughter's relationship to football players. Rumor has it that when Papa Joe started "to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica" Tony decided to hit the road. It also didn't help that Chestica was blabbing about Tony being "her future husband" in a magazine interview. Apparently that was news to Tony.

However, sources are now claiming that Romo is still gonna propose, they're just in a "rough patch." Right. Says Fox News: Every couple has their problems; we're hoping that they'll have a break and work it all out," said the source. So while Romo's initial matrimonial plans seem to have been put on the back burner for the time being, the estranged duo are apparently still "talking." Calls to Simpson's rep were not returned. But what exactly are these "differences" that are causing chaos for the couple? For one, 28-year-old Romo reportedly still has a roommate and loves his freedom while Jess has already been married and divorced and has made it clear she wants to be a mom soon. "Jessica has made no secret of the fact she wants to get married, and with all the Ashlee wedding talk and Jess' dad's involvement, Tony was obviously feeling it," another source said. "I wouldn't be surprised if he just couldn't go through with the proposal and that's what's caused the break."

And by the "source" they mean Papa Joe considering he's been begging Romo to still go with Chestica to Ashlee's wedding this weekend.

Sad.

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Chestica Might be Dumped on Her Ass

Rumor has it that Chestica Simpson's football boyfriend might have dumped her. Wow, just in time for Ashlee and Pete's "secret" wedding this weekend! Coinsidence? Fuck no.

Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in the Windy City these past couple of days and now we know why. We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up! Romo partied with several of his college buddies from his alma mater Eastern Illinois over the weekend and he told them on Saturday night that him and Simpson were on the outs. “They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”

Whatever he was tired of her ass. The end.