I Love Pam Anderson. Yes She's Crazy, But I'm in LOOOOOOVE!

Basically everyone who knows me in real life knows what I think of Sarah Palin, and it ain't pretty. Lets say I wouldn't invite the bitch over for cocktails.

In the past several days, many celebrities have had somewhat intelligent statements regarding the election and who they support. But my girl Pamela Anderson has made my day when she was asked to comment on McCain's armcandy/vice-presidential candidate.

From her lips to God's ears: "I can't stand her. She can suck it."

And to hear the words come from her lips:




I love you, Pam. Call me!

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Random Acts of Crap

Chestica Simpson still singing country music and still sucking at it. - IDLYITW

In spite of his claims, P. Diddy Puff Daddy whateverhisnameis does not in fact, own his own private jet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

In more Chestica Simpson news, apparently the fans are allowing her to go to Dallas Cowboy games to cheer on her bribed boyfriend Tony Romo on one condition - she not wear a Cowboy's jersey. Goodie. - The Superficial

Is Sam Ronson gonna make Lezzy Lohan an honest lesbian? - DListed

Pamela Anderson says she is absolutely NOT dating Michael Jackson. Thank God for small favors. - Holy Moly

What in Plastic Surgery Hell???

I am assuming this is a rumor. It just has to be. I mean, Pammy Anderson doesn't exactly have the best taste in men, but since she's mother to two young boys, I don't see her dating a [possible] pedophile.

However, the Mirror UK is reporting that she and Michael Jackson have had some sort of secret creepy love affair thing going on. Ew. I'm going to have nightmares for a week for just typing that shit out.

The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael... and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. "They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar." The pair requested a hidden area in the corner - for two reasons. Firstly, it shielded them from any prying eyes. And second, it would have protected them from the dangerous melting effects of the Californian sunshine. After all, there's a fine line between looking hot and having a runny, bubbling face. Our source went on: "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off." So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept. We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. "They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

I know that's a lot to quote. But I'm skeeved out, and couldn't be arsed to read it all myself. I'm going to go soak my brain in bleach now.

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The Hep is Back Together

Tommy Lee has confirmed that Pam Anderson and the kids have moved back in with him.

From Rolling Stone: “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

I've said it before, but I hope this time works out because, honestly, these two train wrecks were fucking made for each other.

I hope they keep the sex off camera this time though. Somehow I doubt this time around would be as attractive. (Not that it was in the first place. Ew.)

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Random Acts of Crap

Charlie Sheen got married again, calls marriage to Denise Richards "a con." - DListed

Don't ask Mary-Kate Olsen about Heath Ledger - I'm Not Obsessed

Madonna still looks creepy - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Pam Anderson's boobs are still huge. And the rest of her is still old - The Superficial

Hope he Had His Lap Disinfected Afterwards.

The Sun UK is reporting that Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a naked lap dance for his 82nd birthday. Ew.

The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino.As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

I want to like Pam. Seriously, I do. She had one of the funniest Comedy Central Roasts ever mostly because she's friends with the Queen of Train Wrecks, Courtney Love who rocked the night with her stoned slurring. But I also know that Pam has fucked just about everyone at this point, so I hope someone lysoled Hef's lap before one of his innocent girlfriends happened upon those germs. I'm just saying! Hotdog down a hallway, people.

Pam & Tommy Back Together?

I have maintained that in spite of the fact that he used to beat her ass, Pam and Tommy Lee were freaking made for each other. They should just quit denying it and stay together already.

Supposedly, they ended their on-again, off-again relationship. Since then she dated and married that trucker trash Kid Rock, and they are now divorced.

They were photographed this last weekend making out after having lunch with their two sons. Not surprised.