Linky Links

Doing links now because I want to ease back into this whole shenanigan, and I have shit to do. (Meaning, I'm lazy.)

Now that she lost her dead weight (meaning: Jesse James) and he's getting his divorce, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds might be doing the nasty - DListed

Joe Jonas is NOT GAY!!!! - I Don't Like You In That Way

Didn't realize they were dating in the first place. That's what I get for being out of the loop! Taylor Swift and Jake Gamalamadingdong broke up - The Superficial

Toni Braxton might do Playboy. In case you care. I Don't Like You In That Way

And because I'm the biggest geek ever, Stan Lee got a star on the walk of fame in LA. WOOT!!! - Pink is the New Blog

Sarah Larson Got Dumped

In case you don't know who the crap Sarah Larson is, she was the golddigger engaged to George Clooney. I'm sorry, that was mean. She was the cocktail waitress trying to marry a rich guy for his money. There, that's better.

InTouch: George Clooney has broken up with Sarah Larson after nearly a year of dating. According to a friend of Sarah's, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings. "George is relieved to be single again," says an insider. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her." As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. "The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider. George's rep told In Touch: "I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life."

Ha his spokeswhore has a sense of humor. How cute. Anywho, I was wondering how long this little romance was going to last. Georgie is a playa, yo.

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Mutt Lange is Still a Dumbass

On the left is Shania Twain. The woman on the right is not her mom. Its her close friend, employee, and now homewrecker, Marie-Anne Thiébaud, also known as Mutt's vagina on the side.

Now I heard Shania had been withholding the bootie. In which case I can see why he'd stray. But wouldn't common sense state that he would go to someone hotter, or at least the same level as hot as his wife?

Oh yeah, and Shania is 42, while Marie-Anne is 37. Seriously!

Ugh. My thoughts go out to Shania. Nothing like your husband replacing a ten with a six. Ew.

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Color Me Shocked

So apparently Papa Joe is not only the king of creepy, but the king of ruining his daughter's relationship to football players. Rumor has it that when Papa Joe started "to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica" Tony decided to hit the road. It also didn't help that Chestica was blabbing about Tony being "her future husband" in a magazine interview. Apparently that was news to Tony.

However, sources are now claiming that Romo is still gonna propose, they're just in a "rough patch." Right. Says Fox News: Every couple has their problems; we're hoping that they'll have a break and work it all out," said the source. So while Romo's initial matrimonial plans seem to have been put on the back burner for the time being, the estranged duo are apparently still "talking." Calls to Simpson's rep were not returned. But what exactly are these "differences" that are causing chaos for the couple? For one, 28-year-old Romo reportedly still has a roommate and loves his freedom while Jess has already been married and divorced and has made it clear she wants to be a mom soon. "Jessica has made no secret of the fact she wants to get married, and with all the Ashlee wedding talk and Jess' dad's involvement, Tony was obviously feeling it," another source said. "I wouldn't be surprised if he just couldn't go through with the proposal and that's what's caused the break."

And by the "source" they mean Papa Joe considering he's been begging Romo to still go with Chestica to Ashlee's wedding this weekend.

Sad.

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Chestica Might be Dumped on Her Ass

Rumor has it that Chestica Simpson's football boyfriend might have dumped her. Wow, just in time for Ashlee and Pete's "secret" wedding this weekend! Coinsidence? Fuck no.

Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in the Windy City these past couple of days and now we know why. We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up! Romo partied with several of his college buddies from his alma mater Eastern Illinois over the weekend and he told them on Saturday night that him and Simpson were on the outs. “They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”

Whatever he was tired of her ass. The end.