Linky Links

Doing links now because I want to ease back into this whole shenanigan, and I have shit to do. (Meaning, I'm lazy.)

Now that she lost her dead weight (meaning: Jesse James) and he's getting his divorce, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds might be doing the nasty - DListed

Joe Jonas is NOT GAY!!!! - I Don't Like You In That Way

Didn't realize they were dating in the first place. That's what I get for being out of the loop! Taylor Swift and Jake Gamalamadingdong broke up - The Superficial

Toni Braxton might do Playboy. In case you care. I Don't Like You In That Way

And because I'm the biggest geek ever, Stan Lee got a star on the walk of fame in LA. WOOT!!! - Pink is the New Blog

Oh HELL No!

Some crazy bitch got herself obsessed with Sandra Bullock. So what does she do? Tries to kill the hottest man alive. She should fry.

Cops say that Bullock, along with James' 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes." Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.

We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move."

Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.

Wow. She sure looks like she's a fat bag o' crazy.