Mutt Lange is Still a Dumbass

On the left is Shania Twain. The woman on the right is not her mom. Its her close friend, employee, and now homewrecker, Marie-Anne Thiébaud, also known as Mutt's vagina on the side.

Now I heard Shania had been withholding the bootie. In which case I can see why he'd stray. But wouldn't common sense state that he would go to someone hotter, or at least the same level as hot as his wife?

Oh yeah, and Shania is 42, while Marie-Anne is 37. Seriously!

Ugh. My thoughts go out to Shania. Nothing like your husband replacing a ten with a six. Ew.

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Mutt Lange is a Dumbass

I guess last week word got out that Shania Twain and husband of 14 years, Mutt Lange, called it quits. According to Lange, "they just grew apart." What he does not mention is how he was fucking the secretary.

According to People: What caused the sudden breakup of Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, after 14 years of marriage?...sources close to the situation say a third party was involved: Marie Ann Thiebaud, a longtime secretary and manager of the couple's chateau in Switzerland. "Mutt and Marie Ann left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source...An insider says the "You're Still the One" singer is "devastated. This came out of left field...She loved him."

So the hot picture above? Is Shania Twain. She is still that hot. I want to see the secretary. She must have the voodoo pussy because why the hell else would you cheat on your wife when she looks like this and this aaaand you look like this. He's fucking stupid.

UPDATE: I don't know how true this is, but I heard on the radio this morning that Shania has been celibate for the past year or so. In which case I say, I don't care how hot you are. If you don't have sex with YOUR HUSBAND whom you claim to love, I can see why he went elsewhere for sexy stuffs. Not sayin' it's right, but I can understand. Who the hell goes celibate in a marriage unless they hate who they're married to? I'm just sayin'....

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