Random Acts of Crap

Clay Aiken is gay. Yes, today I am playing Captain Obvious. - Picture: IDLYTW Story: Reuters

Still more Girls Next Door drama. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and her father are still fighting and hating each other. - The Superficial

John McCain lied to David Letterman, and Letterman totally pwns him on his show. - DListed

David Blaine's finale of fakery. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Jenna Jameson confirms she's having twins on her MySpace blog. Of course she's having twins. I'm just surprised its only two babies. God knows that vagina could fit a whole herd a kids up there. She could outdo Brangelina with one sneeze. - IDLYITW

David Blaine is still full of shit. - MollyGood

Amy Winehouse's husband would rather stay in jail than stay at his mother's or go to rehab. Color me shocked. - DListed

Breastfeeding pictures might be out somewhere of Jamie Lynn Spears feeding her baby. Because she's underage, this might get some Walmart employees in very deep poop. - IDLYITW

Dane Cook is appealing his eviction from his apartment because he has a right to live there. Why, you ask? Because the building that he lives in, John Belushi and Steve Martin once lived there. Don't ask me how this makes sense legally, but I'm sure he'll make it work. - DListed

David Blaine Breaks Record for Holding One's Breath Underwater and Doesn't Drown

Dammit. Maybe next time.

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This Idiot Again?

Okay after the "maranade himself in a globe for a week" trick and the fact that Criss Angel is way cooler, I'm officially tired of David Blaine. His shit is tired, and this proves it.

His newest "trick?" He wants to break the record for how long people have stayed awake without dying or something. His goal is 13 days. God maybe he'll die or drop off into a coma so we won't have to hear about his dumb ass anymore.

Anywho, Keith Richards, who cannot be killed by conventional means, has some advice for the retard. Apparently back in the 70's when he was doing more drugs than Columbia could produce, he managed to stay awake for 9 days before breaking his nose. So sayeth Keith: "On the ninth day I was putting a tape into a tape deck. In 0.3 of a second I fell asleep and crashed headfirst into a JVC speaker, smashing my nose apart. I just lay there and let it bleed. It was a chemical thing."

So he should listen to Keith and go to bed already. Does Blaine even do magic anymore? I mean what the hell is magic about staying awake? Apparently he looked at that picture of Scott Weiland I posted the other day and now he's too scared to sleep, I dunno.

This bitch sucks. Next!