Hugh Hefner Says there's a "Transition" Happening with Holly Madison

Translation: She is quite possibly doing Criss Angel even though that rumor got shot down a while ago. Meh.

From Us Magazine:

"She is still my girlfriend," he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

Anywho. Apparently Holly and King of the Douchenozzles were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, so perhaps this rumor has some weight after all. Once again, Hef to Criss Angel = DOWNGRADE. Sorry, Holly.

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Criss Angel is Still a Douche

A rumor was rolling around that Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner's #1 girlfriend had ditched him and the mansion and the Girls Next Door show to run away with Criss Angel. This rumor was bullshit, because Criss Angel has nowhere near enough money for Holly to be leaving Hef. Duh.

But, apparently, according to my source, the rumor was started by Criss' people. Because that's what douchey fake magician assholes do. I rest my case.

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Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguileria and her boobs went to the VMA's. - The Superficial

Dr. House has a bald spot. Well, he's mostly bald, really. - Daily Mail

Minnie Driver gave birth to a son. I hope like hell the daddy isn't Criss Angel because God knows we don't need another do-rag wearing asshole running around faking building escapes. - The Superficial

Speaking of that douchebag, rumor has it that Holly got sick of waiting on Hugh Hefner to make an honest woman of her and has been cheating on his old ass with Criss Angel. Talk about a downgrade. - Celebitchy

What in the Name of God and Sweet Baby Jesus is Wrong with Criss Angel?!?!?!!

Besides the fact that he managed to freak the eff out like a crazed lunatic at the Miss USA finals a while back, which was brought to the attention of The Hairpiece Donald Trump, he apparently glued a dead rat to his face.

I mean what the hell kinda GD girlfriend lets her man do that to himself??? He looks like a drunken homeless alcoholic. The only reason I know that it's even Criss Angel is the Mr. T style jewelry he always wears.

Someone piss test this dude, he needs Intervention like right now. Only
Jeff Van Vonderen can save his ass now. I mean, Mindfreak is on the same network. Just have a crossover!

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P.S. In case you think I'm nuts, this is why I'm in freaking shock. Criss used to look like this: