Random Acts of Crap

Brooke Hogan tucks back her penis and wears a bikini. Good job, Brooke. You ALMOST pass. - The Superficial

Will Smith denies again that's he's a part of the $cientology cult. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Lezzy Lohan and Sam Ronson hate on Sarah Palin via Lezzy's MySpace blog. - The Superficial

Matthew McConaughey finished that triatholon an hour faster than JLo. Boy, she's gonna be pissed that people know that. - WWTDD

Eva Mendes has done the sexy in all 50 states. Alaska was not a good experience, incidentally. I blame Sarah Palin. - DListed

Mary Louise Parker's boobies on Weeds. - Egotastic

Reunited, and it feels so good. (Britney Spears at Starbucks.) - The Superficial

Kay McConaughey Proves the Crazy is Genetic

Kay McConaughey, mother to Matthew and another one who named his kid Miller Lyte, proves her kids got the crazy the old fashioned way: genetics. She wrote a book called I Amaze Myself about her life, and let me tell ya, I think she shares smoke with her weirdo kids.

Excerpts:

Having sex with late hubby when he died: “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!” And when the paramedics showed up, did she cover him up? Heck no. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift."

Ew. On birth of Matthew: “I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school? That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

That must've been a weird house to grow up in. Either that, or extremely cool. I haven't decided.

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Random Acts of Crap

Jamie Lynn Spears takes her turn whoring out her newborn on a magazine cover. - IDLYITW

Lezzy Lohan sorta comes out of the closet. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Matthew McConaughy explains the Biblical reason he named his kid Levi. I'm trying to figure out what kinda stoner reads the BIBLE. Seriously, someone explain this to me. - The Superficial

Pete Wentzy likes to talk to his unborn child. Keep it up, dumbass and the kid will never want to come out! - A Socialite's Life

Amy Winehouse is still punching people. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Matthew McConawhatever is falling down drunk. This is my shocked face. IDLYITW

Tila Tequila is actually Asian. First she lied about being bi, now this? What shall we do? Do I give a shit? What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Victoria's Secret thongs might be deadly. DListed

Name the celebrity camel toe. Or vomit, whatever. Cityrag

Two of the Sex and the City hos get secret plastic surgery. Its not a secret anymore. IDLYITW