Random Acts of Crap

Harry Potter is not a virgin. Dumbledore would be so disappointed in him. - DListed

Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin. Quick! Someone tell John McCain! I'll bet he'll need his Depends changed. - The Superficial

Enzyte CEO gets 25 years for fraud. - AVN

Jason Priesley is one hairy bastard. - DListed

Parisite Hilton calls the paps "annoying." As in, "if they're not paying attention to me, they're annoying." - Pink is the New Blog

Christina Aguilera's boobs are still huge. - IDLYITW

Fantastic

They are talking about bringing the play Equus over to the states. They haven't said yet who will play the role that Daniel Radcliffe has been playing over in England. The big deal is that Daniel got naked onstage. So if he plays the same role over here, you know we're never gonna hear the end of it from the moms over here bitching about Harry Potter getting naked. They bitched when he got naked in ENGLAND where their precious widdle kiddums wouldn't see or know anything about their idol stripping down and showing the goods. Now if he comes here, it's gonna be a pain in my ass.

Hey soccer moms? Don't want your kids "exposed" to Harry's penis? Then don't take them to see the play. It's pretty fucking simple. I know you can grasp this concept with your tiny little minds.