Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Rolling Stone Loved 'The Dark Knight'


Yeah here is my shocked face.

The Dark Knight doesn't hit theaters until July 18th, but Rolling Stone got first crack at it and Peter Travers wrote up a glowing review.

Heads up: a thunderbolt is about to rip into the blanket of bland we call summer movies. The Dark Knight, director Christopher Nolan's absolute stunner of a follow-up to 2005's Batman Begins, is a potent provocation decked out as a comic-book movie. Feverish action? Check. Dazzling spectacle? Check. Devilish fun? Check.
I can only speak superlatives of Ledger, who is mad-crazy-blazing brilliant as the Joker … If there's a movement to get him the first posthumous Oscar since Peter Finch won for 1976's Network, sign me up. Ledger's Joker has no gray areas — he's all rampaging id.
Every actor brings his A game … Michael Caine purrs with sarcastic wit as Bruce's butler … Morgan Freeman radiates tough wisdom as Lucius Fox. Gary Oldman is so skilled that he makes virtue exciting as Jim Gordon … Eckhart earns major props for scarily and movingly portraying the DA's transformation into the dreaded Harvey Two-Face, an event sparked by the brutal murder of a major character.

(See the entire review at my source, but I believe there are a few spoilers at the Rolling Stone link. I didn't want to be spoiled, so I didn't check it out.)

I'm still psyched about this movie. I might actually drag my lazy ass to an actual theater to see it, instead of waiting 'til it comes out on DVD or getting it on Pay-Per-View. Bah! Imagine that! Me getting off my ass! The world might end!

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Random Acts of Crap


Someone in London has a sense of humor. - DListed

Steve Gutenberg is a friendly guy. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

50 Cent suing ex for claiming he burnt down her house while she and their son were sleeping. - The Superficial

Amy Winehouse has an irregular heartbeat. Crack will do that to ya. - DListed

Pete Wentzy fancies himself an actor. - In Case You Didn't Know

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Yes! Flashback City!



There's gonna be a Fraggle Rock movie! I loved this shit when I was a kid. It's an acid trip waiting to happen. I'm all over it!

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Riiiiiight....



Isn't Tito Ortiz still fucking Jenna Jamison? If so, he needs to bitch-slap her ass back into reality.

Seems she was on The View promoting her new film Zombie Strippers. And yes, that's really the title. And no, it's not bad porn. I actually watched about half of that charming preview before realizing that for one, it's supposed to be a serious action/horror/suspense flick. I also realized that the manic laughing I heard was my own.

Anywho. Jenna had this to say about this cinematic masterpiece: "There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

Oh yeah. Seriously. I think she's fucked herself retarded.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Please God, Let This be a Rumor....


Someone's making a film of the life of the legendary Freddie Mercury, late amazing frontman to the band Queen. This part is okay. The next part isn't. Supposedly, they've cast Sacha Baron Cohen as the amazing Freddie.


Says a source: "Film makers are working flat out to get the best possible script. Sacha loves the idea he can get away with playing Freddie after modeling Borat's look on him."


The film will showcase Freddie's life from his rise to fame to his death from complications from AIDS in 1991.


Someone channel Freddie. He needs to rise from the dead and bitch slap a ho for this!