Showing posts with label Tito Ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tito Ortiz. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Tito Brings Old Vagina to UFC After-Fight Party



Or Jenna Jameson. Whatever you want to call her.

He seems to be in good spirits for a dude who just lost his last fight in the UFC before announcing his retirement. That suit is really...red. She looks...like a tired porn star, what else is new. Ah well I've seen her worse.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie


In case you forgot, Jenna Jameson is famous because she fucked dudes on camera for a living. You know, porn. Now apparently she's told Us Magazine she wants to be a mommy. Wouldn't you love her for your room mom in elementary school?

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!" Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim's Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"We're trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!" she added.Why is she so over saying "I Do?"Two failed marriages," she said. "[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper." Jameson was wed to fellow porn star Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and adult film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006).Her two-year relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz is "so fabulous, like, fantastic," she said.

Except Tito Ortiz isn't a boxer. He's an MMA fighter. He actually has a fight this saturday, which is probably why she's tramping around the media saying stuff.

I still chuckle about the rumor about her having vagnin-tightening surgery. Hee! She had to get her pussy fixed! Because she's a porn slut and all. If she didn't have the surgery, does that mean a kid would just walk on out of there? These are the things I think about. I need to know!

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Friday, April 06, 2007

Jenna Jameson is Looking Kinda Skinny...


Tito, feed your chick some Xcience or a protein shake or a sandwich or something! Homegirl ain't looking so good...