Random Acts of Crap

Things that make you want to poke out your eardrums with a Q-Tip: Josh Groban butchering the hell out of your favorite TV show theme songs at the Emmys. Glad I missed that one. - DListed

Protestors outside the premiere of the play All my Sons which of course stars robot wife Katie-Kate Holmes. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Myley Cyrus is a spoiled brat. - DListed

George Michael got arrested outside another public bathroom. He had drugs on him. I'm just as shocked as you are. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Denise Richards is a lying crazy bitch. - IDLYITW

Billy Ray Cyrus is fucking creepy. - The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston is pretty much a bitch. Not a pretty bitch, but a bitch. - IDLYITW

Tara Reid is still a whore. - Lainey Gossip

Vintage Amy Winehouse: Holy shit she looks like a human being! And she's almost (gasp) PRETTY! Crack is wack, folks. - Seriously OMG

George Michael has lost his mind. - Holy Moly