Scary Picture of the Week....

I don't give a crap about any of the other stuff. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. Does it not look like Jennifer Aniston is hugging a corpse???? A botoxed corpse at that???? Or is it just me???


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Random Acts of Crap

Britney Spears's first interview in 2 years. - DListed

America's Next Top Model to feature a transvestite contestant. So no, its not Tyra. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Dane Cook hates his new movie poster. Whiney asshole should stick to stand-up. - DListed

Jennifer Aniston is single again. Apparently John Mayer got tired of talking about Angelina Jolie and couldn't get past her shrine dedicated to Maddox. - WWTDD

Billy Bob Thornton is the new Freddy Krueger. It almost makes sense. - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

John Mayer left this hot chick for Jennifer Aniston. Someone get him a mental evaluation, please - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Headway in the custody battle between Britney Spears and KFed. - The Superficial

Rod Stewart licking his wife's nipples. Ew. - IDLYITW

Justin Timberlake has OCD and ADD. I've also heard he's gay, but I don't believe it after seeing him in those boots. - DListed

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's acting debut with daddy. - I'm Not Obsessed

Random Acts of Crap

Denise Richards is a lying crazy bitch. - IDLYITW

Billy Ray Cyrus is fucking creepy. - The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston is pretty much a bitch. Not a pretty bitch, but a bitch. - IDLYITW

Tara Reid is still a whore. - Lainey Gossip

Vintage Amy Winehouse: Holy shit she looks like a human being! And she's almost (gasp) PRETTY! Crack is wack, folks. - Seriously OMG

George Michael has lost his mind. - Holy Moly

Random Acts of Crap

Naomi Campbell says she was not drunk. Riiiight. - Hollywood Rag

Charlize Theron loves her boobies. - Egotastic

Mike Meyers is amused by Justin Timberlake's peen. Ew. - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer take their shit public. - DListed

Mental Images...Nightmares...Ew!

Wanna barf? Read this. I'll post about his alleged penis, but I'll be damned if I talk about his alleged sex life with Jennifer Aniston. Ew.

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John Mayer's Body is a Wonderland. Ew.

So obviously Jennifer Aniston is elated that some dude is sticking around. Maybe she'll get to have that kid and give Dame Goddess the middle finger like she's been wanting to do for like 3 years now.

Apparently there's some other reason to love John Mayer, also known as "Chestica Simpson's sloppy seconds."

According to NY Daily News: "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," said one spy.

The reason can't just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner's ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a "great" guy, if you know what we mean."His body actually is a wonderland," one ex was overheard saying.

Which if you are daft, means he has a big penis. Ew. Congrats, Jen? I dunno about that.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Together

So yeah who cares. This shit is actually old news, I've just been ignoring it. Only reason why I'm now talking about it is because I really want to know: Does John Mayer really have such shitty taste in women? Didn't he date Jennifer Love Hewitt or some shit at one time? Okay she's sorta cute. And I do understand the Chestica Simpson fling. Every male wants to touch big boobies. But I refuse to understand this new thing with Jennifer Aniston. Does he have a thing for pathetic, desperate women whose careers have been shit since their hit TV show went off the air like ten years ago?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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