Random Acts of Crap

Naomi Campbell says she was not drunk. Riiiight. - Hollywood Rag

Charlize Theron loves her boobies. - Egotastic

Mike Meyers is amused by Justin Timberlake's peen. Ew. - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer take their shit public. - DListed

Naomi Campbell is Crazy

Imagine Naomi Campbell pregnant. Bitch would murder somebody in about five minutes. But she is seriously saying she wants a kid. She recently had some sort of surgery that would now allow her to get knocked up and she wants to go for it.

“Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self."

Calm down? God it'd take more than a kid to calm this crazy ho down. I pity any child who has to live with her. Hopefully it comes out of the womb with a helmut to dodge flying Blackberry cell phones.

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This is a Bad Idea.

Seriously. Whoever gave Naomi Campbell a baseball bat should be arrested for endangering the safety of basically everyone on the set of Ugly Betty. Nothing good could come from this. Come back later to see the trail of bloody and beaten assistants left in her wake.

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Give This Woman a Medal!!!

Seriously! If I was a cop, I'd be shaking in my kevlar panties talking to Naomi Campbell. For real.

This is from the same airport Naomi threw a fit at and got her shit arrested. She waved, smiled, and paused for a photo op with this brave police officer.

Naomi Campbell is a Classy Bitch

If you recall, Naomi Campbell got her ass arrested for pitching a bitchfit at an airport when one of her bags was misplaced. The Sun is reporting that she shouted racial slurs at the officers, calling one policewoman a "white slag" and some of the other officers "white honkeys." Later, in a continuing show of class on her part, she moaned to a friend that she only got arrested because she was black.

Oh yeah, your screaming hissy fit had fucking nothing to do with it AT ALL.

Of course her spokeswhores deny all because “This doesn’t sound like anything she would say.”

Riiiight.

Wow, Anger Management Has Really Paid Off...

Naomi Campbell got her ass arrested for throwing another shit fit.

From Dlisted because this shit is a long story and I'm too lazy to type it back out again: Naomi was taken away screaming from a British Airways flight to Los Angeles, because she couldn't find one of her 3 carry-on bags. BA staff told her they would find her bag and forward it on, but Naomi wasn't having it. That's when she was asked to get off the flight. Gulp. That flight attendant must be one with God, because it takes a brave soul to tell Naomi what to do.

The Sun reports that the police were called and she was heard screaming "get off of me" That's when she allegedly attacked one of them. She immediately was taken away to Heathrow police station where I'm sure she gave the officers there quite a laugh.

Apparently the flight was held up for more than an hour while this whole mess occured. Wasn't it just last year bitch got arrested for taking out a personal assistant with her damn cell phone? Geez don't piss this ho off.