Andy Dick Got Arrested

And his mugshot makes him look like a pedo vampire. If you care, check out details here. I just wanted to make fun of his picture. It will come of no shock to you, but it involves drugs, a 17-year-old waitress, and Buffalo Wild Wings. That's all I'm sayin.'

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Rampage on a Rampage...Ha Ha, I'm So Witty.

I'm only talking about this because my husband is huge into UFC and I know Quentin "Rampage" Jackson just lost the championship belt to Forrest Griffin not too long ago so I dunno if those things are related. But also, look at his big truck with the big picture of him on the side...pure awesome.

Anywho, he got his shit arrested.

Rampage was on the 55 Freeway in the O.C., hit two cars and got off the freeway. The chase was on.Rampage then began driving on the center divider. But it gets worse. According to the police report, Jackson then drove on the sidewalk, "causing pedestrians to flee for their lives." He started driving the wrong way on a crowded street, colliding with yet another car in an intersection. As he continued on, running several red lights, his tire disintegrated and he began driving on the rim.
Rampage eventually got to the exclusive Balboa Peninsula in Newport Beach, where he again drove on the sidewalk, "causing pedestrians to flee in terror."
Eventually, his car came to a stop and he was taken into custody at gunpoint. Cops took him to the Orange County Jail, but they determined he was "medically unfit" to be booked. Cops won't say if he was high.

He was probably stoned and thought he was IN a game of Grand Theft Auto or some boring shit like that, but I couldn't resist posting with such a kick ass title. I rule.

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Wow, Anger Management Has Really Paid Off...

Naomi Campbell got her ass arrested for throwing another shit fit.

From Dlisted because this shit is a long story and I'm too lazy to type it back out again: Naomi was taken away screaming from a British Airways flight to Los Angeles, because she couldn't find one of her 3 carry-on bags. BA staff told her they would find her bag and forward it on, but Naomi wasn't having it. That's when she was asked to get off the flight. Gulp. That flight attendant must be one with God, because it takes a brave soul to tell Naomi what to do.

The Sun reports that the police were called and she was heard screaming "get off of me" That's when she allegedly attacked one of them. She immediately was taken away to Heathrow police station where I'm sure she gave the officers there quite a laugh.

Apparently the flight was held up for more than an hour while this whole mess occured. Wasn't it just last year bitch got arrested for taking out a personal assistant with her damn cell phone? Geez don't piss this ho off.