Random Acts of Crap

Ricki Rockett: "Yaaay! I didn't rape anybody!" How tasteful - The Superficial

Mike Meyers might be gay in Canada - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Somebody attacked Anne Hathaway - IDLYITW

Boy George not allowed in the United States. Well, we don't want him tying up our hookers, dammit! We must think of the safety of our working girls - DListed

Random Acts of Crap

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi to tie the knot - DListed

Mike Meyers is a pain in the ass - IDLYITW

Who won the Daytime Emmys? If you give a shit go here - DListed

Taco Bell pissed off 50 Cent - A Socialite's Life

Jeremy Piven got shot down. Which is the way it should be - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Katie-Kate Holmes sends Nicole Kidman some baby stuff - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Naomi Campbell says she was not drunk. Riiiight. - Hollywood Rag

Charlize Theron loves her boobies. - Egotastic

Mike Meyers is amused by Justin Timberlake's peen. Ew. - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer take their shit public. - DListed