Random Acts of Crap

Roseanne Barr has balls of steel. She knows not the power of Maddox and his minons. - DListed

John Mayer talks to the paps about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Madonna does her 50th birthday, fake husband in tow. - DListed

Ellen DeGeneres and girlfriend Portia De Rossi got married over the weekend. - IDLITW

Random Acts of Crap

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi to tie the knot - DListed

Mike Meyers is a pain in the ass - IDLYITW

Who won the Daytime Emmys? If you give a shit go here - DListed

Taco Bell pissed off 50 Cent - A Socialite's Life

Jeremy Piven got shot down. Which is the way it should be - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Katie-Kate Holmes sends Nicole Kidman some baby stuff - The Superficial