Random Acts of Crap

Roseanne Barr has balls of steel. She knows not the power of Maddox and his minons. - DListed

John Mayer talks to the paps about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Madonna does her 50th birthday, fake husband in tow. - DListed

Ellen DeGeneres and girlfriend Portia De Rossi got married over the weekend. - IDLITW