Random Acts of Crap

Roseanne Barr has balls of steel. She knows not the power of Maddox and his minons. - DListed

John Mayer talks to the paps about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Madonna does her 50th birthday, fake husband in tow. - DListed

Ellen DeGeneres and girlfriend Portia De Rossi got married over the weekend. - IDLITW

Goddess and the Slave Unveil the Twins

In a giant multi-millon dollar deal, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie and her slave are on the covers of both People and Hello magazines. The money the mags paid them goes straight to the charity they set up for children around the world.

That being said, why the hell did they put Shiloh on People??? You know Maddox deserved that shit. He runs that house. Meh. He probably gave his permission.

Anywho, I'm not feeling very snarky or creative today. Cute babies.

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Twins for Brangelina?

Yes I know this is a tired rumor, but some new bitch has confirmed it. And of course, it isn't Dame Goddess nor the Man Slave, but some other random person.

InTouch magazine is trying to confirm the twins bit. Sarah Bolger who was in that Spiderwick Chronicles movie is claiming she heard that they were gonna let Prince Maddox name one of them, and if one's a girl, he wants to name it Mallory after Sarah's character in the movie because it's one of his favorites.

"Angelina is saying in interviews that if one of the twins is a girl Maddox gets to name her and he has said Mallory because it's his favourite movie at the moment."

Considering Dame Goddess hasn't even confirmed she's preggo even though she's getting all big and obvious, I have no freaking clue where this chick got this information. She should keep her trap shut before Maddox has his minions take care of her. Because you know he has minions.