This is a Bad Idea.

Seriously. Whoever gave Naomi Campbell a baseball bat should be arrested for endangering the safety of basically everyone on the set of Ugly Betty. Nothing good could come from this. Come back later to see the trail of bloody and beaten assistants left in her wake.

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This Sounds Stupid

God she looks like a plastic bitch in this picture, right?

So Parisite Hilton and her buddy Nicole Richie are dating the Madden brothers of band Good Charlotte. Parisite thinks they should get married in a double ceremony so they can rake in the cash on photo rights. Sounds about right for the herpes queen.

Says a source: “Paris is doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else."

Well that's a big fat DUH right there.

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Another Really Bad Idea

Parisite Hilton is to star in some reality show in Britian about a dog groomers' store. This is a bitch who had 17 dogs whom she used to keep locked up in closets where the poor rats starved to death. ( http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/blind/?uuid=3587202e-83b0-4dd1-9431-5f7006bb743a )

But yeah. This is definately a shitty idea.