Random Acts of Crap

John Mayer left this hot chick for Jennifer Aniston. Someone get him a mental evaluation, please - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Headway in the custody battle between Britney Spears and KFed. - The Superficial

Rod Stewart licking his wife's nipples. Ew. - IDLYITW

Justin Timberlake has OCD and ADD. I've also heard he's gay, but I don't believe it after seeing him in those boots. - DListed

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's acting debut with daddy. - I'm Not Obsessed

Goth Family!

So Queen Angelina brought out the two princesses Zahara and Shiloh and they were definately doing their best all-black goth impression. I'm used to Angie always looking like she's going to an effing funeral or My Chemical Romance concert, but they all look sorta blah, don't they? Oh well it's Angelina so I can't hate that bad. Maybe the Man-Slave ruined all their colors in the wash. Maddox needs to watch his ass a little closer.

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