Random Acts of Crap

Britney Spears's first interview in 2 years. - DListed

America's Next Top Model to feature a transvestite contestant. So no, its not Tyra. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Dane Cook hates his new movie poster. Whiney asshole should stick to stand-up. - DListed

Jennifer Aniston is single again. Apparently John Mayer got tired of talking about Angelina Jolie and couldn't get past her shrine dedicated to Maddox. - WWTDD

Billy Bob Thornton is the new Freddy Krueger. It almost makes sense. - DListed

Billy Bob Thornton Has Lost His Damn Mind

At a launch party for his new album (stop laughing), Billy Bob Thornton said something quite amusing regarding his ex, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie.

He said: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."

I really really hope he was joking. Brad Pitt may be a mindless man slave to Angie and the kids, but most women you ask would rather have sex with him a million times over than even to see Billy Bob without a shirt. The thought made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ew!

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