Random Acts of Crap

Things that make you want to poke out your eardrums with a Q-Tip: Josh Groban butchering the hell out of your favorite TV show theme songs at the Emmys. Glad I missed that one. - DListed

Protestors outside the premiere of the play All my Sons which of course stars robot wife Katie-Kate Holmes. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Myley Cyrus is a spoiled brat. - DListed

George Michael got arrested outside another public bathroom. He had drugs on him. I'm just as shocked as you are. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Courtney Love is "kookoo bananas." Yeah, sounds about right. Hey Courtney, have you found your husband's ashes yet? Dipshit probably lost them in the couch coushins or something. - Holy Moly

Ryan Seacrest bit by shark, but not eaten. I guess sharks don't like his ass either. - DListed

Shia Lebeouf still a douchebag with a pain in the ass last name. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Another classy leaked camera-phone picture from Miley Cyrus. - IDLYITW