Lezzy Lohan and Sam Ronson Come Out on 'Loveline'

Hey I could think of worse ways to do it. From my source:

"Loveline" is pretty much unlistenable ever since Adam Carolla left, but something pretty good did happen Sunday night, when the host Stryker did a phone interview with Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan about Travis Barker and DJ AM. As things wrapped up, Stryker asked Lindsay, "Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?" And Lindsay answered, “A long time, a very long time."

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Sam Ronson's Brother Approves

Mark Ronson, brother to Lezzy Lohan's snatch Samantha Ronson, approves of the lesbian lovers.

"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

Lezzy and Samantha have not confirmed they are eating each other carpets, so I guess he's just starting shit. God they should just declare their love and get it over with.

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Lindsay Lohan is Still a Lesbian

Y'know, in case you were wondering.

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Random Acts of Crap

Christina Aguilera takes her wonky boobs out to party - Celebitchy

TMZ and People fighting over picture rights of the Brangelina chosen ones - DListed

Tatum O'Neal bought crack because her dog died - TheSuperficial

Cynthia Nixon's dykey girlfriend hates chick clothes - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Megan Fox likes doing sexy times - The Superficial

Brit Brit Spears circa 1997. She still looks sorta crazy. - IDLYITW

The 2008 MTV Movie Awards were the other night. I know, I don't care either - IDLYITW

It's a Nice Day for a Lesiban Wedding

The Daily Star is reporting that Lesiban Lohan has been telling people she's gonna marry her lesbo lover Samantha Ronson. Her spokeswhores are still denying she's bumping vaginas with the DJ.

She's been wearing an engagement ring on her ring finger this past weekend at Cannes. Rumor is that she's been saying she's planning at wedding at Dollywood in July. Yes, you read that right. Dollywood. I would give my left boob to witness this trash. Maybe Mommy Lohan will document it on her shitty reality show. That is, if she would quit denying that her daughter is a flaming firecrotch lesbian.

Her dad, however, knows the truth. He told Us Weekly his daughter's relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain." Says a lot about his ex-wife.

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Lover's Quarrel

Hey, every couple has 'em. Lesbian trash or not.

Lindsay Lohan and her snatch love Samantha Ronson were at a bar in West Hollywood and had a drunken screaming match which left Lohan bawling. Apparently she's the bitch, and Ronson's the butch!

I'm just kidding. I'm sure it's just the stress Lohan's under from losing that job.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian Now

This news would be hot if this were about five years ago. But it's not. And Linds looks like a tired truck stop tranny.

Anywho, not only is she a lesbo, but she's an angry jealous lesbo. Don't touch her woman, Samantha Ronson! Who would want to?

Says Page Six: The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn't like all the attention Ronson was getting. "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,' " said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson "was ignoring her" and became upset. "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything," said our spy. Lindsay is so into her pal, she's even created a Facebook profile under "Lindsay Ronson."

Ew. That is all.

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