Random Acts of Crap

Dannielynn turns two. Geez has it been THAT long??? - I'm Not Obsessed

Kanye West got arrested. I giggled. - DListed

Sir Paul McCartney to wed a third time? Someone needs to quickly show him a picture of the vulture ex-wife and set his ass straight. - Holy Moly

More Batman movie rumors. Since they are still merely rumors, I say "meh." - IDLYITW

Eva Longoria says she's not pregnant, just fat. Seriously, that's what she said. Sometimes these dumbasses do my job for me. - The Superficial

Random Acts of Crap

Katie Price had a boob job - no shit! - IDLYITW

Jennifer Gartner and Ben Affleck might be expecting a second child. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Desperate Housewives will end after its 7th season. Shortly thereafter, Eva Longoria's career will also end. - DListed