Random Acts of Crap

A cabinet punched Kelly Osbourne in the face. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?

Britney Spears is not doing the VMA's this year. - The Superficial

Gas prices need to be brought under control. Not to make life easier on us poor people, but so Diddy can use his private jet again. Oh the humanity: Diddy is flying commercial. Do other passengers fit on the plane with his giant ego? Him and Kanye could never share a plane. - DListed

Why are less women going to church? Its all Buffy the Vampire Slayer's fault. Right. - HolyMoly

Kate Hudson and her hairdresser get sued. - IDLYITW

Random Acts of Crap

Madonna still looks like a zombie. - DListed

Lezzy Lohan's lezziness is why the paps are easier to deal with, according to this LAPD Cheif. - IDLYITW

Still more hacked cameraphone pictures of Miley Cyrus trying to be a whore. Did you click the link? Perv. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Kate Hudson back with ex-husband. - The Superficial

Both Amy Winehouse's parents are complete fucking idiots. - WWTDD