Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Chestica's Not Talking to Nick Anymore


Because of some of the comments Nick Lachey has made alluding to the fact that Chestica MIGHT have not been faithful in their marriage, she's all mad, and not talking to him anymore.

Reality has finally set in for Jessica Simpson, it would appear, now that ex-Nick Lachey has admitted publicly that he questioned her fidelity and desire to repair their troubled marriage.

Life & Style Weekly learned from a friend of Simpson that she "...doesn't want Nick in her life" any more due to comments in made in recent interviews regarding his young wife's relationships with other men, and accusing her of refusing to attend marriage counselling, opting instead for divorce.

Oh good God. She's an idiot. According to the article, she says:

"Now everyone is looking at me like I'm a whore. I wouldn't care that much if things hadn't been going well between us lately. But from now on, I will not talk to him."

Chestica? Dear? Lean in closely to me, and LISTEN:

YOU ARE A WHORE!

Ahem. We knew it BEFORE Nick said anything. And he didn't even say "Hey she's a giant whore." He refused to even really talk about the fact that you MIGHT HAVE cheated. Just said he'd rather not know. The rest of us are nodding and saying "Sorry kiddo, she tottally did it." But he's been taking the high road. If you have ANYONE to blame for us calling you a whore, it's YOUR OWN actions. Oh, and your pervy dad, because blaming him for things is fun.

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