Apparently, the crazy hobbit Tom Cruise went all nutty upon hearing the news of the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, because he called up Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie down in Nambia to congradulate her and the Man-Slave Brad Pitt on the birth of their baby. Of course, during the conversation, he invited them down to the Cult's center in Beverly Hills when they got back. He even tried to offer an award to The Goddess from the Cult, but she turned it down. Bitch is a Goddess, she doesn't need your lame award, Couch Jumping Hobbit Man.
Says a source: "Even though they've know tom for years, Cruise was the last person Brad and Angelina expected a call from," "Tom's got babies on the brain. He's still euphoric over the birth of his new girl Suri. He got so caught up in the excitement ... he made the call,"
Give me a break. Like Angelina Jolie could be bribed into that cult. She IS a cult. I worship her like drag queens love Madonna.
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