MTV Movie Awards 2006

Okay, I didn't watch 'em, because really, I don't give a shit, but I saw these two photos, and had to make a couple comments.



This is Brooke Hogan. I believe she's like, 22? I know she's not older than me, and I'm 24. In this photo though, not only does she have the "I'm a cheap hooker who appears in porn with OJ Simpson" look going in full effect, but she looks like about 47-years-old.

Verdict? One. Hot. Mess.



For once, Chestica Simpson just looks "Meh." Not a big ol' mess, though the dye job on her hair is weird. I surely hope the genious that is Ken Paves didn't condone that shit. But as usual, her dad, King Perv Pa Simpson, looks like a pedophile. Someome tell that man to shave, he looks creepy.

And, that is all.