In spite of Britney's wishes, her redneck husband K Fed is still smoking and drinking in HER Malibu home with his redneck buddies. Apparently, Britney has turned to her mother for help in leaving the redneck. Brit, honey, you're gonna need more than your mother for that. Try a restraining order, a backhoe, and a case of whiskey. Oh yeah, and Hulk Hogan.
Anyways, K Fed was heard telling a friend: "She doesn't have the guts to leave me, she's been threatening to divorce me since the honeymoon."
He's totally saying that to reassure himself that his life as a mooch is safe. Britney has heard us, she will save herself, she will be hot again.
You know, I was never really a Britney Spears fan, but now I find myself cheering for her. Funny how the nasty, stinky, annoying mess that is Kevin Federline can do that to a person.
Go Britney!
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