Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Ryan Seacrest is a Bottom


Or, at least that's what I think. That's just the vibe I get.

Anyways, apprently, he claims to not be gay. This is what he said to Vince Vaughn:

"Dude, I'm totally into girls... but you're at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!"

Uh, straight dudes don't have "hump islands." And Jennifer Aniston is going to kick your ass. And I want to watch.

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