Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Tom Cruise is Still a Douche


In case you forgot, he's still around, and he's still a douche.

This picture is Tom Cruise arriving to some promo in Tokyo for that movie we've all now forgotten about because it sucked.

He told the press: "I remember my whole life, I wanted to be a father. So I’m hoping maybe I have 10 children.”

Because his two adopted kids don't count, right? Also, if he doesn't produce a baby picture soon, I'm pretty much writing off Suri as something he imagined up and is convinced exists, when really, she doesn't. Katie-Kate just pretends to be breastfeeding to make him feel better, so he doesn't get upset and cry.

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