Thursday, June 22, 2006

Justin Timberlake Dumps Cameron Diaz on Her Ass


Apparently, Justin Timberlake just read that article that talked about how much of a bitch Cameron Diaz is to her fans, because rumor has it that he dumped her ass.

"Justin Timberlake has shown Cameron Diaz the door, so he can sow his wild oats. The hit-making horndog axed his love of three years because, "he's poised to leave on a world tour and he wants to be free," says veteran gossip Janet Charlton. She says Timberlake made his decision after he and his pals went on a stag weekend to Las Vegas and Cameron "went chasing after him. She was just too clingy." Diaz, said to be "devastated," has had bad luck before. Her past flames include Matt Dillon and Jared Leto."

Aw, sucks to be her. Oh well. I never thought they were that cute together anyway. She smells like body odor, and he's kinda cute. If only he had married Britney Spears, we might have been spared the mess that is her and KFed right now.

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