Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The Goddess Doesn't Need Help


I had posted yesterday about how Britney Spears had nobody to help her before her Dateline interview with Matt Lauer, no hair people, makeup people, handlers, nothing. So therefore, she ended up looking like a trailer park PTA mom with nasty ass hair.

As per usual, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie showed her and others that a Goddess needs no help to be fabulous and beautiful.

From the CNN blog of Anderson Cooper, who conducted the interview:

When Angelina Jolie came into the room, just four days after returning from Namibia, she was alone. No handlers, no entourage. True, elaborate precautions had been made to make sure no photographers followed her to the hotel where we met, but there she was, by herself, walking into the hotel suite, smiling, ready to talk.

There are a lot of ridiculous stories circling on the Internet, spread by alleged "insiders" who claim that CNN or its parent company Time Warner somehow paid for the chance to talk to Angelina. These anonymous "sources" claim that People Magazine and CNN had some kind of joint deal to secure rights to photos and the interview.

I have no idea what People Magazine did or did not pay for those photos of the Jolie-Pitt family. It's been reported they paid as much as $4 million, which was donated to a variety of charities in Africa, but I have no way of knowing if that is true or not. What I do know is that CNN did not pay anything -- directly or indirectly -- to get Angelina Jolie to sit down for an interview

So why did she do it? And why talk to me?

That's right, bitches! Angelina shows us how it's done! All she does is wake up, and she's fucking beautiful!

In case you forgot, THIS is how Britney looked:


Yeah that black blob on her eye is where her fake eyelash was falling off. And that shit on her head is her hair, not straw. Let's not start on how rednecky it is to wear a jean mini skirt and a see-through top when you are six months pregnant.

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