Wednesday, June 21, 2006

It's All Fake


Apparently, even though Britney Spears told Matt Lauer that her marriage to KFed was "awesome" and "really good," it really isn't.

The couple recently went on vacation in Florida รข€” but they reportedly stayed in separate rooms. Spears and K-Fed spent a whopping $250,000 for a getaway on Aqua Island, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly, which reports that except for a very public romp on the beach with their 10-month-old son, the two steered pretty clear of each other. In fact, Spears rented two houses so they didn't have to stay together. "She did it to get away from Kevin," a "friend" told the mag."

This is the same trip wherein KFed went out, DJ'ed at some club, drank Cristal, and farted around and DID NOT do anything for any children's charities.

Why is it so important to Britney for the public to think her marriage is okie dokie? He's a redneck piece of shit. We know it, she knows it. Frankly, her approval rating would skyrocket if she dumped this dude.

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