Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Parisite Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Not Getting Along



Lindsay Lohan was out the other night when she was spotted by Parisite Hilton, who apparently started screaming at Lohan because she's been hanging with Parisite's ex, Starved Nachos.

"Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you." Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, "Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road." After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants."

Yes, no worries, folks. Parisite wasn't SO upset that she couldn't air out her crabby vagina. And if the Nacho Boy isn't good enough for Parisite, why the fuck does she care if Lohan's blowing him? He showed up bawling at Parisite's house, and she excused him like hired help. Parisite needs for some disease to make her even uglier than she already is, or make all her hair fall out. That would kick so much ass.

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