I'm warning you right now. If you're eating anything, like, stop for a minute til after you read this. Or really, finish eating first. Because this shit will kill your appetite.
OJ Simpson has a sex tape. That's right. This lovely video features a scene of him snorting coke with one prositute while another one goes through his wallet and steals all his money.
"I didn't believe in sex addicts until my last few girlfriends," Simpson says on the 25-minute tape, according to a trailer for the video. "I'm a sexaholic! ... If I'm not sexually active, I become destructive." Simpson's lawyer, Yale Galanter, said that while his client may appear fully clothed in portions of the tape, the man having sex "is an imposter." "This tape is garbage," said Galanter. "And we can prove it. O.J. wouldn't do anything like this."
Okay, so OJ can in good conscience, go and try to sell the white Bronco from his police chase, and make jokes about that, but no way in hell can OJ be in a porno? Pullll-eeeze.
Don't know why he's upset. I know I have a morbid curiousity, but that curiousity leads me to go watch that piece of shit The Break-Up, NOT watch this crap.
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